So I found one of those old surveys that we all used to do in the AOL days. I thought it was interesting. Edith, really? I hope that was a joke. And Applebee’s doesn’t have Gyro’s anymore 🙁 🙁 🙁 Hey at least I was spot on with where I will be in 10 years and what I want to be when I grow up. Also, the fact that I would move to Vegas was pretty insightful into my own future as well, haha.
I did not make this survey up, i merely retyped it to make it look prettier.
Name: Jackee D
Age: 17, gonna be 18 soon
Hometown: Middletown, NJ
School mascot: Lancer or something.
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: bah, let’s just forget about that.
Where do you live now: Same as my hometown
Top 5 foods: Burger King fries, whopper, shake, uhh anything from burger king (the anti-vegan industry)
Top 5 bands/singers: Negative Approach, sick of it all, 311, warzone, condemned 84. wait, i have to add Public Enemy.
Fave colors: green and black
Qualities you look for in the opposite sex: good sense of humor, appreciation for my odd qualities, and they can be a good friend first before anything. *gee, ive missed out on some of the “good ones” *
What’s more important… looks or personality? Well looks are what start everything out, but they *lasting factor* depends on personality.
What’s your favorite James Bond movie? no i have not seen any james bond movies, but i do like the scene in Trainspotting where Sick boy and Renton are acting it out and shooting caps in to the dog.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? on a much faster computer
What’s your biggest fear? being buried alived
Do you believe in love at first sight? no, love based on beauty is false
Have you ever met anyone from AOL? Ahh this is where the dork in me comes out
Do you believe in God? define God
Do you go to church? yes
Have you ever been in love? now if that was “Have you ever thought you were in love” i would answer yes, but no.
What kinda grades do you get in school? oh you want me to reveal im a nerd too?
Favorite football team: NY Giants, only cause it’s a bonding experience with my father.
If you could change one thing about you what would it be? My nose would not protrude so far from my face.
If you could change one thing about the world what would it be? I would give that power to someone wiser than i
Do you do drugs/drink? I experiment. I am not a junkie nor a fiend.
Where do you shop? Well, like suz I don’t shop much. When i do shop i like to go to Hot Topic *shaking head* it’s all the monmouth mall experience thing. I like to go to Bradlees too *sarcasm*. OH SHOPPING SUCKS.
Boxers or Briefs? or
If you were to be stuck on an island…..what 3 things would you bring? can i be cheap and say a helicopter?.. actually i would bring a notebook with a pen (1), my teddy bear (2) and a friend of the opposite gender (3).
Fave radio station? 89.5 WSOU
Who is the scariest looking person you know? i don’t think anyone is really *scary* looking, we each have something that redeems us.
Motto in life: Deal with it.
What words/phrases do you over use? like, wooha, er whatnot (old school, it’s been retired)
do you speak any other languages? ig-pay atin-lay
Do you want to get married? depends, who’s asking
Do you want kids? someday
Fave cartoon charachter? Panthro from the Thundercats
Fave person on Saved By The Bell? Screech
Do you like to dance? like … urban dancing? nah
Do you have a tatoo? no.. Do i want one? yes
Do you have anything pierced? not anymore. no not even my ears.
What CD is in your CD player now? Condemned 84 ~ The Boots Go Marchin in.
Dream Car? Volkswagon Beetle painted Checkerboard.
Describe your dream guy/girl? Well, i don’t think they exist, so i’m not gonna go on that hopeful roller coaster ride anymore.
If you could change your name.. what would it be? Edith.
Favorite restaurant? Applebee’s… mmmMmMmM Gyros
If you had a time machine…where would you go? i would go to May 11, 1981, and i would say .. “MOM DAD ,, DON’T DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Late night with .. Leno/Letterman or O’Brian? First Letterman, Then O’Brian, if i can stay awake that long.
What do you wanna be when you grow up? financially independant.
Are you afraid of dying? Not afraid of dying, more afraid of HOW i die.
Rather be tall or short? Well, I dunno how it feels to be short, so i can’t decide.
How many people are on your buddy list? 75
What’s the best “yo momma” joke you know? You’re momma’s so easy, she’s like a railroad track, laid across the united states.
Would you suck my toe for 50 dollars? whoa, suck my toe, use to be my phrase
Have you ever been on TV? Do you remember that show, in the late 80’s with that cute little … no
Fave Fruit? I danno
Fave candybar? Right now im partial to reeses sticks.
Ethnic background? irish.. ehh and like… 1% french and british
Hanson or Catch-22? I’ll have to go with Hanson on this one.
Did you eat paste in kindegarten? shutup, it’s a painful paste…err past
Who’d win in a fight.. Adam Sandler or Yoda? Yoda
Favorite Movie? Trainspotting
Fave oldies song? I don’t know how old the song *perfect day by Lou Reed* is.. but it sounds old, so that one.
Do you like the Beastie Boys? Very much so.
How much time have you spent online today? 58 minutes, most of which was spent on this survey.
Is this survey homosexual? i dunno, does it date other sureys?
Do you like boys or girls? child molestation is not hip.
Can you read? no but fortunatly my 8 year old nephew can, so thank god i got him before i got AOL.
have you ever cheated on a boy/girlfriend? yes, but it was within that … you know time period at the end of the relationship when you knew it was going to come to an end anyway.
Do you have a pager? no
What is the sweetest thing someone has done for you? yet to happen.
Do you like McDonald’s or Burger King’s food? Burger king is my joint of choice.
Do you think long distance relationships work? No i do not, from experience.
What is your favorite quote? It’s better to be dead than red *combat84* ~~ “and knowing is half the battle” ~G.I.Joe
Did you eat crayons in preschool? no, i did not go to pre-school
What is the most messed up thing anyone has done to you? Tried to change me.
Barbie or G.I Joe? When i was younger i was such a tomboy that i would play with G.I. Joe’s and make them kidnap, decappitate, kill, torture, and messup up barbie’s makeup.
cotton candy or fried dough? do you mean funnel cake!??!?! oh i love that stuff.
can you do a split? almost, im working on it.
Winnie the pooh or tigger? I’m gonna have to go with piglet on this one.
Winnie the pooh, tigger, or eeyore? once again.. piglet
Seventeen or teen? i prefer adolescent myself.
blow-dry or air-dry… hair.. girls? depends on how lazy i am
Blow-joy or hand job .. guys? well i guess this can go for girls too, but im still not gonna answer.
Have you ever streaked? no
most embarrassing moment? new year’s eve.
fave show? i hardly ever watch tv anymore
5 hottest actors? matthew broderick, ethan embry, kevin spacey, that guy that was in the faculty and halloween h2o, and young jack nicholson.
celebrity you want to bang? ethan embry
Favorite actor of your same sex: Katie Holmes, and Drew Barrymore.
Thunderstorms.. scary or sexy? interesting.
The Bulls or the jazz? i miss the lockout
Do you take bubble baths? not lately.
who would you like to take one with? no one ewwww.
do you sing in the shower? if you want to call *that* singing.
Who’s the loudest person you know? My brother-in-law john.. at work people usually go “hey john where you been, i haven’t heard you around today”
Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore? I never got through either of them.
What’s your “happy place”? I think it’s in front of the computer.
(girls) u like clean cut guys or long hair? clean cut’s the way to go
Summer or winter? winter
Bath or shower? shower
Sandals or shoes?sneakers
(girls) hair up or down? up
Does your butt get numb after an hour on AOL? no ive built up a tolerance.
Do your eyes hurt after being on AOL all night? uh huh
what’s your Fave thing to do when you’re not on line? wait to go online
is this survey a pain in the ass? oh definatly that’s why i like it.
Who do you love? myself
Are you sure? as in .. the deoderant?
What do you like better, BET or MTV? I think or wins.
Where do you chill? at myhouse, pool halls, shows, christy’s, maggie’s. i dunno
What is your b/f, g/f, or crush doing tonight? i gave up on crushes
What color is your bathing suit? i have a lot, be more specific
Do you smoke? not anymore -=)
Do you drink? alchohol? new years? what?
Have you ever gotten pooped on by a bird before? yah i had my jacket over my head at disney once, to protect me from the sudden rain, and this bird, just pooped ALL OVER MY JACKET, but just think, if it wasn’t my jacket it would have most likely been my hair.
Have you been to the beach this year? good question einstein (it’s feb. 99 when i took this)
Do you have a fan in your room?a ceiling one none the less
Who sent this to you? suz
What’s your favorite flower? flowers are for suckers
Do you like OH? is this some haXor thing?
If you could move, where would you go? Las Vegas.
Do you have a TV in your room? a cheap excuse for one.
What color is your hair? blonde
Are you a male or female? im a girl
Is your room a mess right now?? of course, it’s a reflection of my personality
Biggie or TuPac? yah they’re both dead
Tea or coffee? neither
Are you a virgin? are you nosy?
How much money do you have in your room? *counting pennies*.. this could take awhile
What are you wearing right now? my maroon adidas pants and my sick of it all *built to last shirt*.. it hink underwear goes understood, and im wearing vans.
Who is home at your house? “do you like movies sidney”
Fruity or Cocoa pebbles? never had any
What’s your favorite color of skittles? do they have grape ? cause if they do, im all on that
Do you like to eat skittles? no
What time is it? 4:50
What have you eaten all day? gum
Who’s your favorite Sesame Street character? grover
What time did you go to bed last night? after the second episode of NewsRadio.
Why are you doing this profile thing? boredom
Do you have any siblings?2 sisters and 1 brother
Do you like the new Volkswagen Beetle? no, i think it’s a cheap attempt at a beetle
Would you like it if your b/f, g/f, crush surprised you with roses or a love poem tomorrow? i would like it if i had a boyfriend
What’s your favorite stuffed animal? fuzzy, my teddy bear, not the freshman kid in my school
Do you have nailpolish on your toenails? i never got te point of that
What color? not applicable
Are you hungry? yah im gonna have tuna fish sandwiches on toast when im done here.
For the girls: either pear or raspberry: rasberry
Do you love your parents? yes i do
What’s your favortie Song(s)? Right now.. *Here we go* by Shelter is my anthem, i dunno about Favorite though.
Coke or Sprite: sprite
What do you think of the person who sent this? Suz is a really cool girl, we should hang out more often.